Tonight on ABC you can get your fill of PDA, screaming, and conniving, all in one place…on a new “Bachelor Pad!” Expect a massive shake up courtesy of Chris Harrison before the rose ceremony, causing the wildest elimination to date.

And as for the other Chris…Chris Bukowski, his reaction to almost being voted off last week is scary. It becomes clear this is NOT the sweet guy that courted Emily Maynard on “The Bachelorette.”

Speaking of reversing character, we’ll see MORE of the budding romance between Lindzi Cox and Kalon McMahon, who most thought would be the “in-house jerk,” but is turning out to be more of a normal, sweet guy.